This Friday we're loving Audrey Rose, Jack Hammer, Rosen DeBow, Skin Diamond, Veronica Ricci & Courtney Trouble and reading about Fleetwood Mac's dildo props, vagina bombing, custom made penis warmers and more.

Catch up with what we were up to on PlaypenReport this week & oogle CamGirlKitten while you're at it.

Olivia Munn might be naked on the internet, Christina Hendricks might be naked on the internet, Robert Pattison visits fetish clubs, the rest of the world is rather crazy and more.

Today we're reading about condoms, condoms and more condoms, naked Kate Upton, naked Jennifer Anniston, naked Amanda Seyfried, pornstorms in Egypt, banning male masturbation, and Rick Santorum fully clothed & crazy.

James Deen panic, the Mile High Club, National Condom Week, Erica Lust, Cinekink, EBX Briefs Erotic Film Festival, Bawdy Storytelling, penis fertility shrines and more.

Monday, Monday, Monday: Sasha Grey, Angelina Jolie, Adrianna Lima, trans performers, lingerie-fueled threesomes, Harry Potter erotica, and illegal masturbation.

It's finally Friday and the articles about vampire porn, untreatable gonorrhea, sleazy JFK, retro lingerie are finally here. Plus, condoms with Mitt Romney's face on them.

This Tuesday we're reading about Yale's Sex Week, sex toy parties, lingerie shopping, spermicide, Sunny Leone and more.

It's Monday and we're thinking about Sasha Grey (ok, we're generally thinking about Sasha Grey), coming out as a sex worker, the Feminist Porn Awards, g-string wedding dresses and more.

This Friday we're reading about old-timey strippers dressed up as horses, tentacle porn for good, Jewelbox Films, strip clubs in Missouri, penis enlargement in Uganda and more.

This Tuesday we're oogling Kristina Rose, reading about vacuum beds, sex toys on bikes, magnetic underwear, Susie Bright and more.

This Monday we're reading about the sexapocalypse, Margaret Atwood, naughty librarians, Mardi Gras, bondage-happy Batman, Kayden Kross and more.

To make the weekend come faster we're reading about Joanna Angel's perfume, thinking about naked Lucy Lawless, reading Courtney Trouble and more.

Today we're reading about penises, penis cake, Miley Cyrus, sex toys, vibrators, porn sticks, the AVN awards and more.