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TGI Friday! It's time to grab your thinking caps and make us laugh in this week's caption contest.

Put on your clever-pants, folks, it's time for the Playpen Caption Contest. Give it your best shot in the comments!

Catch up with this week on PlaypenReport, sign up for Playpen.com and oogle the ever-sexy Danni Gibson.

We're loving Skin Diamond, Kelly Shibari, Jessica Drake, Lindsay Lohan, Tristan Taormino, Shilo McCabe, Mollena Williams, Terry Richardson, the Big Lebowski and more.

Please welcome Blac Betty, a budding sex-positive adult model, to the Playpen sex blogging team!

James Deen panic, the Mile High Club, National Condom Week, Erica Lust, Cinekink, EBX Briefs Erotic Film Festival, Bawdy Storytelling, penis fertility shrines and more.

James Deen's penis, Lady Gaga Naked, Prince Yahshua's comeback, kinky crafting, inflatable dates and more on this Happy (fucking) Valentine's Day.

#happyFuckingValentinesDay - We're celebrating Valentine's Day by sharing some of our favorite quotes about sex and some of our favorite sexy models on Playpen!

Hit us with your best shot in the comments!

It's finally Friday and the articles about vampire porn, untreatable gonorrhea, sleazy JFK, retro lingerie are finally here. Plus, condoms with Mitt Romney's face on them.

Say hello to Oliver Grendel Holmes, a bawdy, kinky-ish, poly-ish storyteller with a penchant for making out, writing Craigslist personal ads and hoarding delicious chocolate.

This Tuesday we're reading about Yale's Sex Week, sex toy parties, lingerie shopping, spermicide, Sunny Leone and more.

It's Monday and we're thinking about Sasha Grey (ok, we're generally thinking about Sasha Grey), coming out as a sex worker, the Feminist Porn Awards, g-string wedding dresses and more.

Meet the Playpen sex blog team: Tizzy Wall, Playpen's resident queer, cisgendered, femme-identified sex worker.

It's Music Monday. Here's a list of 13 songs about sex to add to your seduction playlist. Results are definitely not guaranteed.

This Friday we're reading about old-timey strippers dressed up as horses, tentacle porn for good, Jewelbox Films, strip clubs in Missouri, penis enlargement in Uganda and more.

Please welcome Luelle, our DIY enthusiast from Montreal.

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Co-written by Lorelei Lee & Stephen Elliott and shot on location in San Francisco and Kink.com's Armory, Cherry looks hot.