The nature of law is like that of zombies, and one can apply many lessons from zombie movies to law. First, just when you think something is dead, it will rise again; ad infinitum.

This Friday we're loving Audrey Rose, Jack Hammer, Rosen DeBow, Skin Diamond, Veronica Ricci & Courtney Trouble and reading about Fleetwood Mac's dildo props, vagina bombing, custom made penis warmers and more.

This Tuesday, we do our best to go wild without grinding, have new words to live by thanks to Madonna, wonder about sex pseudoscience, oogle Hunger Games actresses, thank the maker for the sexy new season of Mad Men and more.

Is porn copyrightable? Polypomp shares his take on porn copyright, piracy, DCMA and more.

Is it art or porn? The distinction between the two is often much hazier than we would expect and has surprising implications for copyright law and the future of the adult industry.

Today we're reading about condoms, condoms and more condoms, naked Kate Upton, naked Jennifer Anniston, naked Amanda Seyfried, pornstorms in Egypt, banning male masturbation, and Rick Santorum fully clothed & crazy.

Katie St. Ives is really hot, Belladonna gets interviewed, Virgina wants in your vagina, Tamara de Lempika liked ladies, Lux Alptraum is on fire, Kayden Kross debated mandatory condoms in porn, Jamye Waxman profiled by Forbes & more.

James Deen panic, the Mile High Club, National Condom Week, Erica Lust, Cinekink, EBX Briefs Erotic Film Festival, Bawdy Storytelling, penis fertility shrines and more.

It's finally Friday and the articles about vampire porn, untreatable gonorrhea, sleazy JFK, retro lingerie are finally here. Plus, condoms with Mitt Romney's face on them.

This Tuesday we're reading about Yale's Sex Week, sex toy parties, lingerie shopping, spermicide, Sunny Leone and more.

It's Monday and we're thinking about Sasha Grey (ok, we're generally thinking about Sasha Grey), coming out as a sex worker, the Feminist Porn Awards, g-string wedding dresses and more.

This Monday we're reading about the sexapocalypse, Margaret Atwood, naughty librarians, Mardi Gras, bondage-happy Batman, Kayden Kross and more.

To make the weekend come faster we're reading about Joanna Angel's perfume, thinking about naked Lucy Lawless, reading Courtney Trouble and more.

This Thursday we're salivating over Jessie Andrews & Joanna Angel and reading about porn, porn stars, porn laws and more.

Today we're reading about penises, penis cake, Miley Cyrus, sex toys, vibrators, porn sticks, the AVN awards and more.

This Tuesday is a big news day for vaginas. We're also reading about how to lure a lover like an orchid, learning about The Rise of the Dominatrix, and more.

We're banishing our case of the Mondays by reading about the 2012 AVN awards, pole artists, vagina envy, Dita Von Teese, Jesse Jane and more.

This wet Friday we're reading about vaginal nail art, Keiran Lee's $1 million penis, whether or not the g-spot exists, praying to the god of the vagina and more.

Porn News on Friday the 13th brings us Buck Angel, nudity in horror movies, a porn party, mandatory condoms on porn sets, penis fencing and more.