It's finally Friday and the articles about vampire porn, untreatable gonorrhea, sleazy JFK, retro lingerie are finally here. Plus, condoms with Mitt Romney's face on them.

"My pants are on the ground, beside my shoes, the dresser, my laptop; it’s all there. And right now, as I stretch out my arms and legs under the sheets, extending my fingers to their peak, I meet her for the first time today."

Say hello to Oliver Grendel Holmes, a bawdy, kinky-ish, poly-ish storyteller with a penchant for making out, writing Craigslist personal ads and hoarding delicious chocolate.

Can you imagine being fifteen years old and uninterested in sex? Ian McCandor shares his experience with the youth of Japan.

Salacious Severina shares about her experiences with opening up a relationship and dealing with the green-eyed monster of jealousy.

This Tuesday we're reading about Yale's Sex Week, sex toy parties, lingerie shopping, spermicide, Sunny Leone and more.

Please give a warm welcome to Salacious Severina, a sassy sex educator & sex writer with an interest in polyamory, kink and creative writing.

It's Monday and we're thinking about Sasha Grey (ok, we're generally thinking about Sasha Grey), coming out as a sex worker, the Feminist Porn Awards, g-string wedding dresses and more.

Meet the Playpen sex blog team: Tizzy Wall, Playpen's resident queer, cisgendered, femme-identified sex worker.

It's Music Monday. Here's a list of 13 songs about sex to add to your seduction playlist. Results are definitely not guaranteed.

Playpen Report's Weekly Wrap Up, plus January Seraph. Mmm, January Seraph.

This Friday we're reading about old-timey strippers dressed up as horses, tentacle porn for good, Jewelbox Films, strip clubs in Missouri, penis enlargement in Uganda and more.

Please welcome Luelle, our DIY enthusiast from Montreal.

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Co-written by Lorelei Lee & Stephen Elliott and shot on location in San Francisco and Kink.com's Armory, Cherry looks hot.

Meet the Playpen sex blog team: Andrew Paul Morrison, Playpen's newest erotica writer.

This Thursday we're considering boobs, oogling Joanna Angel's AVN photos, reading about Brooklyn Lee, Fleshbot and more.

Meet the Playpen sex blog team: Ian McCandor, our West Houston transplant exploring sex-positivity in San Francisco.

Get to know the PlaypenReport sex blog team this week. Up first and awkward is Amity Simone, PlaypenReport's editor.

This Tuesday we're oogling Kristina Rose, reading about vacuum beds, sex toys on bikes, magnetic underwear, Susie Bright and more.