Luelle shares some ideas for adding some sexy spice to a long distance relationship.

“You spent Friday night doing tequila shots with your red-neck, out-of-state cousin and then vomiting in her purse after she pledged her uterus to Ron Paul? Yeah, I can top that: I went to the monthly Ultimate Surrender tag team match on Friday night and watched four women wrestle and fuck the hell out of each other!”

...At her place we ate chocolates that she assured me were vegan, while she showed me pictures of her various lovers. At some point we discussed inviting one of them over.

Tizzy Wall shares a remarkable story about chastity devices, love and pro-domme work, and challenges our assumptions about people who pay for sex.

"My pants are on the ground, beside my shoes, the dresser, my laptop; it’s all there. And right now, as I stretch out my arms and legs under the sheets, extending my fingers to their peak, I meet her for the first time today."

Please welcome Luelle, our DIY enthusiast from Montreal.

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The club is decorated with mannequins showing off their fashion line, a dance floor with a stripper pole, flashy lights, fog, dance pop, porn on big screens, a wine bar and people fucking everywhere. He takes me back to the “voyeur/exhibitionist room” where one can look in a window and watch couples fuck as though they are goldfish. He says to me, “Take your clothes off, we go upstairs.”