Gossip Girl/The Pretty Reckless/Jenna Haze’s barely legal nude photoshoot buddy Taylor Momsen is kind of really hot. Her band has a new video featuring Jenna Haze and some kind of mind-bending party with writhing women & head shaving that I wish I’d been invited to.

I’m kind of OK with Jenna Haze retiring from porn if she keeps on writhing around with Taylor Momsen. Also, girly side note: can we talk about her hair? Taylor is quite sexy & rocks the goth look but if she lets/extends her hair get any longer she’ll be body doubling for Cousin It.

Speaking of mind-bending implied lesbianism, French footware designer Christian Louboutin will be directing a stage show for Paris’ Crazy Horse location. It’s been described as “a lesbian romp and an erotic dance to music composed by film director David Lynch.” The Vancouver Sun has a full photo gallery.

Salon has a terrific article on life after the (second) golden age of porn.

Here’s a list of provocative American Apparel ads from across the years.

Are you a slut? Mother Jones has a helpful flowchart.

Speaking of sluts: Yasmin Nair’s terrific piece In Defense of Sluts.

More Olivia Munn news: those allegedly-Olivia-Munn-Not-Olivia-Munn-Nude-Photos from last week? Some obsessive internet sleuths deduced that they are Olivia Munn naked! Also: can we talk about how fucking ugly those throw pillows behind nude Olivia Munn are? Because clearly that – not naked Olivia Munn – is the pressing issue at hand.

Here’s a sweet interview with burlesque performer Le Petit Morte (via Twisted Monk).

Flavorwire has a brief history of movie comedy cliques; I’m wondering what would this list look like if it were about porn movies?

Laura Agustin wrote about the White Knight Syndrome and men who rescue sex workers.

Sad this is novel, happy it happened at all: Dita Von Teese picked multiple sized models to model her lingerie!

Rihanna & Armani teamed up to sell… jeans? Lingerie? I honestly couldn’t tell from the video.

What do you think? Personally I thought it was rather tame, nothing to write home about, but what do I know, I work in the adult industry.

I’m a geek but 90% of this article was lost on me as I didn’t and don’t intend to play Saints Row. But! There is a giant purple dildo used as a sword-like weapon, so.

A bit more about the recent bill in NY that would rescind the decades-old law that allows law enforcement to use condoms as evidence of prostitution.

Vivid’s Steve Hirsch is courting Hulk Hogan and his alleged sex tape. There better be flowers and boxes of chocolate involved in this wooing.

Apparently the cold’s not the only thing that’s biting in Siberia (sorry) – one Cornell student shares the story of his introduction to biting as a fetish.

The history of steampunk dildos!

An exploration of sex work in the Bible.

Just when you thought that the Duggars couldn’t get any creepier, they now have a challenger for the Crazy Breeding Crown. Because nothing is more horrifying than some kind of breeding race.

Hot trends in Canadian dating: Chlamydia & Syphilis on the rise!

Mad Men’s (and West Wing!) Elizabeth Moss poses as a sexy flasher?

XOJane’s Emily on popping her porn-set cherry by visiting the filming of Jessica Drake’s Wicked Guide to Threesomes.

Speaking of the delightful Jessica Drake, she makes juice diets and giving up bacon sound easy.

And most importantly: io9 has a compilation of 1800′s erotic artwork from Japan that features raccoon scrotum monsters.