Jessie Andrews is Hot

Today we’re reading a lot about sexy people and porn.

Ever wonder what it’s like to follow Joanna Angel around before the AVN Awards? Now you know (and knowing is half the battle, eh?).

In other not-news-but-we’re-glad-there-are-videos-to-oogle news, Jessie Andrews is hot, goofy. So is Samantha Saint.

Here’s an extensive gallery of images from the AVN red carpet walk last week. Some of my favorite photos feature the Queer Porn Mafia.

The Toronto Sun has a story about Elizabeth Banks directing a short porn scene for a movie she’s acting in, but the movie doesn’t sound much like, well, porn.

NBC has a mid-season show telling the story of making a musical based on the life of Marilyn Monroe. It’s all very meta and it doesn’t answer my burning question: will they recreate any of her nude photo shoots in song and dance numbers?

In Azerbaijani, there’s a six-legged bisexual lamb. No word on how they know the lamb is bisexual.

Business giant Forbes explores how the new LA city law requiring porn performers to wear condoms will affect the adult industry.

In Los Angeles, the veteran traffic cop who was fired for appearing in some kind of a porn movie is repealing his termination. Because “groping the bare breasts, spanking the bare buttocks and being straddled by an adult video actress in public” once on film makes him utterly incompetent at being a traffic cop. Unless he was doing all that while on duty in the middle of an intersection.

Is the porn industry pushing the adoption of 3D home-viewing technology? One report says yes, the other says… meh.