October 20th, 2010 | By Betty

Porn Star Halloween & Costumes That Are Just Wrong

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It’s that time of year again-when even the biggest prudes get to unleash their inner vixens and dress all slutty like in celebration of Halloween! It is a magical time of year when every uniform and character gets tarted up and takes to the streets in search of tricks and treats. But what about the lovely ladies of porn who play sexy dress up on the reg? What will they be going as? One can only guess but here’s a titillating gallery of some of our favorite Porn Stars in all their Halloween splendor:
Pink Tender Porn Stars in Costumes

I have a sneaking suspicion that a lot of ladies and (hopefully-pretty please) gents will be dressing up as super sexy witchy Christine O’Donnells this Halloween. Don’t forget to bring her super special version of the Constitution that omits the separation of Church and State!
And for those still looking for Halloween costumes, please don’t go as any of these:
Sexy But Oh So Strange Halloween Costumes
I appreciate the wanting to be sexy and different thing but really? A clown fish? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? BIG BIRD?? There are plenty of characters begging to be spiced up but there’s no reason to go trolling through the children’s section looking for inspiration.

And if you’re going to do the classics, like the French Maid, go big and bare or go home. Coco Nicole Austin nails it every time but this costume is truly inspired:

Perfection...Halloween Style

Coco Gets a Dusting From Ice Tea

What are you dressing up as? For Halloween or any old time?

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  • http://isokrankee.com isokinkee

    Seriously, what’s so wrong with being a Scurvy Whore from the Pirate Ship? Can’t I look skankiciously diseased?