One night I attempted Stand-Up Comedy. There I was, mic in hand, standing in front of complete strangers well past midnight. Most my jokes did alright, earning chuckles from a tired crowd. Except one. One was a complete disaster. I started discussing pubic hair, specifically The Landing Strip. Sadly, the crowd wasn’t familiar with the term “landing strip”. Seriously. Coming from a porn background, I hadn’t realized that some people didn’t know one the most common styles for well-coiffed pubes. I dreamed of an overhead projector on stage so I could outline all the different type of pubic hair designs. Playboy has done just that with Hierarchy of Hair Down There.
Not only do I adore their creative names (The Golden Dome, Overflow, Parallel Lines), clicking the link shows photographs of the the artist’s inspiration. Beautiful women from past decades and a few recent additions grace the screen with all their pubic hair (and lack of pubic hair) glory.